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"Jonathan’s horrid singing and guitar playing were joined by one hundred and one horrid violins. The music began to swell— like an arthritic knee. The clan—still holding hands, claws, and butts—swayed together in front of the castle beneath a black rainbow. The bats joined in, echolocationally." BATS ^^ö^^ Protecting their habitat! Centuries ago, Vlad “The Impaler” Tepes and Elizabeth “The Bloody Countess” Bathory bathed their homeland in blood. There was nothing good or bad about the pair’s excesses. That is what Transylvanians “do” and have always done, until now. Today, a great evil has begun to turn their homeland into an amusement park. The tour buses have arrived! Vlad and Liz cannot sleep! Forced to put on some clothes, they will be joined by a handful of staff and family including the tiny witch, Lupta Axe, (a famous author of smutty bodice-ripping novels). They must fight for Transylvania! Meet: The mercenaries! Meine Runt-Pferde (My Tiny Horsies)! The out-of-shape architect bikers! The Hell’s Angles! The feared women cutthroats! The Black Friday Shoppers!

Bats: Return to Damnalot by Fred Barnett

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